Yoga + Hiking Retreat

April 22-26th 2025
Joshua Tree, California


This Long Weekend retreat is designed for people who wish to deepen their practice and relax, rejuvenate, and renew for a weekend, BUT also let loose and have some fun. Yes, yoga, meditation, hiking, stargazing and mingling all in weekend!?

Did I mention there’s a hot tub?!

YOGA TO GOTH, EMO + METAL MUSIC
SOUND HEALING SESSION
CACAO CEREMONY
MODERATE HIKES
LOTS OF FUN

Dive deep into your yoga practice with six 75-90 minute practices, sound healing and a Cacao Ceremony! Yoga Classes will be set to playlists with alternative, punk, goth and metal bands. Cultivate new friendships with like-minded nature-loving, yoga and fitness loving misfits and weirdos.

ALT YOGA. HIKING. STARGAZING. HOT TUB SOAKS. FRIENDSHIPS.

Bunkbed in shared room

Grab a bunkbed in this shared room with new friends. This room is located at the front of the main house and has two extra long twin bunk beds, and a large closet.


$1,700 per person

Pull Out Couch in Common space

This is located off the kitchen with a queen sleeper sofa. Record player and Nintendo. Great for someone who’s laidback and looking to save some money. shares a 1/2 bath with the master bedroom

SOLD OUT
$1,300 per person

Queen bed in Cozy Room

Want some privacy? This fun space has a cozy queen bed, a large closet, and a shared bathroom.

$2,000 for single occupancy
$1,300 for per person for double occupancy

AccomaDATIONs

Queen bed in master bedRoom

Located in the back of the house with a private entrance to the back yard. Comfortable queen bed and mid century desk. Leads out a shared ½ bath and chill den.

$2,050 for single occupancy
$1,325 for per person for double occupancy

Join us in an intimate experience in the magical oasis of Joshua Tree! Joshua Tree is known for incredible sunrises, beautiful hikes, gorgeous stargazing and it’s many energy vortexes. Restore and Energize. Joshua Tree provides the perfect backdrop for you to unplug from the responsibilities of day-to-day life and reconnect with Mother Earth.

Take your practice to the next level, or dive into yoga for the first time.
Get out of your comfort zone, relax, rejuvenate, and recharge mentally, spiritually, physically, and energetically.
Connect with a gorgeous community of like-minded people to celebrate all the magic life has to offer!

ACCOMMODATIONS AND PRICING

Property is in Joshua Tree, California

REGULAR PRICING:
$2,050 for single occupancy Master bedroom SOLD OUT
$2,000 for single occupancy Private Room SOLD OUT
$1,700 per person
Bunkbed (shared room) (THREE LEFT)
$1,300 per person
Pull Out Couch (common space)
SOLD OUT

Coming with a partner or bestie and want to share a bed?
Book a room, add second person for $600 and split the cost!
As low as $1,300 each!

MONEY DEETZ

Deposit of $750 is required to secure your spot and is non-refundable.
Full Payment is due March 15th.
Discount will be subtracted from remaining balance.

FINE PRINT//MAJOR PRINT// READ:

Deposit is not refundable under ANY circumstances. EVER.
Please purchase travel insurance to protect your deposit.

PLEASE READ TERMS AND CONDITIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.

PAYMENT METHODS:

DEPOSITS MUST BE MADE VIA THIS WEBPAGE PAGE
REMAINING PAYMENTS CAN BE SENT VIA VENMO
TO AVOID PROCESSING FEES
(MUST send as a Friend):
VENMO: Crystal-Hines-1 (last four digits 2468) & Include your email!

What’s Included:
• 5 days, 4 nights Accommodations 
• Transport to and from Palm Springs Airport (for those that signed up before Feb 1st)
•Entrance Fee to Joshua Tree National Park
• 6 Yoga Classes (all levels)
• 1 Cacao Ceremony
• 1 Sound Healing Session
• 1 Yoga Nidra
• Daily DIY Breakfast
•Daily Grab n Go Lunches
• 3 Family Style Dinners
• Snacks
• Swag bag

 Not Included:
• Airfare
• One dinner in town
• Any alcoholic beverages/420
• Late Arrival Transportation (if you arrive/leave outside of parameters)

 

PHOTOS OF PROPERTY + ACTIVITIES

Meet your Retreat hosts

 

RETREAT HOST: Crystal Rose

Crystal Rose is latina punk who has been practicing yoga and meditation for over 15 years. Like most, she came to yoga for the physical benefits, but continued for the emotional and mental benefits. Yoga allowed her to breath deeper, reduce anxiety and increase her focus, both on the mat and in life. She has a passion for Ayurvedic Self Care and all things Lunar.

She's all about making yoga accessible to BIPOC and Alternative Folks who may be scared away from trying it because they don’t fit the stereotypical mold for a yoga practitioner. Her classes are intentional and powerful and always open to all-levels.

co-host: KALIA

Kaila is a adventure loving yoga teacher who has been practicing since she was a teenager and teaching for the better part of the last decade. She believes in the magic of movement and breath and the invisible connection between all things. A lover of astrology, tarot, and all things woo-woo, she’s always up for discussing the occult or participating in a ritual. 

Kaila’s classes can range from energetic and challenging to slow and introspective. Each class comes from a choose-your-own-adventure approach, wherein Kaila acts as the guide, giving cues and variations, but ultimately the authority on how to move through the postures lies with each student, after all, they are the ones who know best how things feel for them. Her goal is for each student to leave her classes feeling a little more empowered in themselves. 

 

Space is Very limited
SIGN UP NOW!

Deposit of $750 is required to secure your spot and is non-refundable.
Full Payment is due March 15th

 

During your 4 night stay. you'll practice yoga, hike on some of the best trails in the US, stargaze like you've never done and connect with likeminded people. An amazing escape if you’re feeling stressed, tired, overworked, or just need a week to relax this is for you!

YOGA
All Yoga classes will be all levels. There will be six 75-90 minute practices that include Pranayama, Meditation, Yin/Yang, Power Vinyasa Yoga, Flow & Restore,Yin Yoga, Burn Releasing Ritual and a Workshop that will be voted upon by retreat attendees!
Most morning classes will be energizing. These invigorating classes will include pose breakdowns of intermediate poses like Crow Pose, Bird of Paradise and Splits. Most evening classes will be meditative, relaxing and cooling.

Power Classes will be challenging yet accessible with options offered to meet the need of various levels of experience. Vinyasa classes are moderately paced and multi-level that link movement to breath. Yin Yoga is a grounding floor-based practice that allow the body to open and lengthen deeply with long holds. Yin Yang is a mix of Yin and Vinyasa flow to balance the lunar and solar energy within the body.

FOOD

All of the meals that are included will be vegetarian. Family Style Dinners like Veggie Tacos, Power Quinoa Bowls, and things of that sort that are vegan friendly. Lunches will be grab n go, think: sandwich with fruit and granola bars. For DIY breakfast, we’ll provide yogurt, fruit, bagels, overnight oats. Please fill survey to note allergies! This event is BYO. Bring your own beer/wine/420.

 

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By registering for this retreat, you acknowledge and agree to the following terms and conditions:

  1. Non-Refundable Deposit: A non-refundable deposit of $750 is required to secure your spot in the retreat. This deposit will be applied towards the total cost of the retreat. If you cancel your participation, this deposit will not be refunded under any circumstances.

  2. Final Payment: The remaining balance must be paid in full by March 15th 2025. Failure to pay the remaining balance by this date may result in the forfeiture of your spot and deposit.

  3. Cancellation Policy: If you cancel your participation in the retreat after the final payment due date, no refunds will be issued for any payments made. We highly recommend purchasing travel insurance to cover any unforeseen circumstances that may require you to cancel your trip.

  4. Travel Insurance: Participants are solely responsible for purchasing their own travel insurance. This insurance should cover trip cancellations, medical expenses, emergency evacuation, and any other potential risks associated with travel. The retreat organizers are not responsible for any costs or losses incurred due to your failure to obtain travel insurance.

  5. Travel Arrangements: Participants are responsible for making their own travel arrangements to and from the Palm Springs Airport within set parameters. The retreat organizers are not liable for any delays, cancellations, or changes in your travel plans.

  6. Health and Safety: Participants are responsible for their own health and safety during the retreat. Please consult with a healthcare provider before participating if you have any medical conditions or concerns.

  7. Liability Waiver: By participating in this retreat, you release the retreat organizers from any liability for injury, loss, or damage that may occur during the retreat.

  8. Changes to the Retreat: The retreat organizers reserve the right to make any necessary changes to the retreat schedule, activities, or accommodations. Participants will be notified of any significant changes as soon as possible.

  9. Force Majeure: The retreat organizers are not liable for any failure or delay in performing their obligations due to causes beyond their reasonable control, including but not limited to natural disasters, war, or other acts of God.

By registering for this retreat, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agree to these terms and conditions.